Vocal stylings by m&a

Slap my ass and call me Channe if these quotes aren't to your liking.

'I'm on a boat.'
K my A.
Classy Peg.
Happy Mothers day. I wanna be your new stepfatha, I wanna be yo new stepfatha too.
Da Bears.
Collin. Cologne owww.
Get chyo ass outta here.
Cedo.
Toats Magoats.
Well duzzuh.
Byeeeee. Sorrry.
FML- I dont say that ever. Sorrrryyy

Summer Time Has NOT hit Saint. Helens...yet

Update:

1. Saint town is the most boring place God has brought me too.
2. Not everyone has landed in SHelens yet, so it sucks.
3. Number 2 was a lie, there are plenty of people I am just a - person sometimes
4. Giants will be back in the (da) bay on my Bday weekend. Holla.
5. Although there is nothing to do, the "crew"(We dont have a name yet) has still had fun.
6. S.A.M club has reunited so watch out.
7. I need to clean out my brush because there is hair in it.
8. Stay on task
9. I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat.
10. There are new saying's, so if you need to be educated on the saying's of St. then I recommend you get on your S.
11. Meag-J and A-money are developing Da League aka basketball games on Saturdays at the RLS. Be there or be a circle I mean square.
12. Finally, Cedar is looking orangier than ever and he is ready to kick some assth.

Lingo of the Lindas

Some terms you might need to know when hanging around humans, aka our clan.

Ch(ch)- use before any word or name. Ex- Channe tells it all, Chandy, Cherin.

Donnee(Doe-Nee)- this name can be used for only males & for males who are tough and might not like it. Ex- Ty is a Donnee.

Zoneey (Zo-nee)- this is a lil chant that occurs when times are weird. Ex- Zoneey to the left, Zoneey to the right.

Rhondeesha (ron-dee-sha)- this name is used within freaky humans. Ex- "hey Rhondeesha"

Chicharonas (chi-cha-roen-ess)- anything you want it to be. Ex- lets get some chicharones.

Dione (De-on)- dinner.

Lunchon (lun-ch-on)- lunch

Huevos Rancheros (hue-vos-ranch-eros)- when you are excited about something, chant this.

These are very important terms to know and study. Sometimes if you speak with a thick mexican accent, it really helps. Here is a helpful saying that you should really take with you and think about it everyday.

"Whatevers jew do, do not, give her the change."
-Meagan & Anne (2007)

This past weekend, wow, great times. I'm just remembering them right now in my head and laughing to myself. I am now debating whether or not I should tell everyone; I guess I will because the baby human next to me said I should.

1. Drove to Fresno
2. Wastey is the word that comes to mind when I hear fresno.
3. Dani did a keg stand... applause. It was sick.
4. Had amazing mexi food and then headed for Pleasnt Hill.
5. I saw I love you, man.
6. Paul Rudd was awesome and his words were even better. Go see it.
7. Charin...Karen...Linda... I mean Erin and I PC'd and it was awesome and we messed with peoples brains.
8. Left Karen's house and went to SF for a happy time with Kate, Tom, and Meg!
9. Great times fo sho.
10. No pics to prove the weekend but I swear it happend... well I think. I'm thinking it didnt anymore. Whateves. Bite me.

Over all, this weekend was an adventurous adventure. I saw Cedar for like 20 mins but it was so worth it. His fur looked effing fab and I think he changed his shampoo from Purrrbel essance to Head and Shoulders for cats. I honestly couldn't think of something catchy. Any whosers, i hope you all enjoy your freaky lives. ps. quilson is gay.

Message to humans

Channe has been out of town for awhile so the updates have been slow. They will start appearing so you better be up on yo shit.

The Saint Helens Experience

You may be asking your self what the "The Saint Helens Experience" really is. Well, I went home last weekend to St. Helena, not Napa but St. Helena. This was a prime weekend to go home. So many activities were done.

1. Stopped in SF to enjoy John Lajoie at Cobb Comedy Club. effing great. He is a badass slash the funniest man of my life.
2. Doctors appt.
3. Hang out with the fam...as in just Robert not kerri
4. Sleep in until 12:43 and have some lunchon.
5. Go to see "He's just not that into you..." with kate. Annoying ass high school moe's sitting in the front talking and taking pictures. Yes, taking pictures. eff Napa kids.
6. Kate and Anne decide the best thing to do is drive to Santa Rosa, from Napa and go to a party with Flora's sister Chloe. Great idea. Got lost in the cuts of S. Rosa and stopped to use the el bano at a doughnut shop that sold cigs. weird...
7. After leaving the party in S. Rosa, we went to the Mcnamara's house, where we were greeted with 2 signed pictures of the Kristen Mcnamara. So lucky. this was at 2:21 am. Great times.
8. Valentines day. Spent the whole day with Jason and went to villa for lunch. Bomb ass lunch. We went and visited Tony and Marina and Sophia. Loved it.
9. Went to Grandmother's house for cocktails and appetizers. Drunk old folks if you ask me.
10. Went to Alicias house and made a "mexican feast" it was great.
11. Guiles, Alicia, and Anne get trashed, make some videos, watch some John Lajoie, Watch some jibjabs and Alicia passes out.
12. Anne gets a ride home from her brother at 4:21 am. Doesnt remember the drive.
13. The next day I awake at 1:15 pm. Just in time to see LANCE ARMSTRONG ride through Calistoga. IT was sick as hell. Ps. julie drove up and hung out with us.
14. Julie and anne spent alot of money at sunshine getting food for dinner.
15. Steak for dinner. It rocked. We had a rocken time.
16. Anne goes to bed and drives back to slo the next day.
17. Crazy ass weekend. love it.