Slap my ass and call me Channe if these quotes aren't to your liking.

'I'm on a boat.'
K my A.
Classy Peg.
Happy Mothers day. I wanna be your new stepfatha, I wanna be yo new stepfatha too.
Da Bears.
Collin. Cologne owww.
Get chyo ass outta here.
Cedo.
Toats Magoats.
Well duzzuh.
Byeeeee. Sorrry.
FML- I dont say that ever. Sorrrryyy