Meagan, Peagan, oh hell its PEG!

Peg (Meagan D.)- a creature made from Big Wil and Liz D. 

Peg was born on September 23, 1988. She was born in the Napa Valley but moved to OR in her youth. She is 5'7 and has freakishly long legs, arms, and torso, but she totally looks proportional. Peg is an interesting human. You may be asking yourself, why are you telling me about Peg? Well, Peg is a very important creature on this earth. She was sent here, from Jesus, to accomplish certain tasks. Now, these tasks are not your normal everyday tasks. These tasks are weird and unusual; and if these tasks weren't weird and unusual, I would have nothing to write right now. (For your own amusement, you can count the number of times I just wrote the word tasks, annoying right?).

Here are some examples of "tasks" that Peg has accomplished:

1. Move to Oregon in her youth and start corrupting people at a young age.

2. Moved to St. Helena and began a new life of corruption.

3. Found the weirdest kids at SHHS to be best friends with and teach them her unusual ways.

Unusual/Out of the Ordinary/Necessary characteristics for life with Peg:

1. Weird noises that come from Peg's mouth.

2. One eye completely open while the other is shut.

3. Can break it down wherever, whenever.

4. Calls potato wedges Jo-jo's.

5. Thinks cat's named cedar are evil (when she really loves him)

6. Loves crunch wrap supremes with shredded cheese.

7. Can always go for a D.C.

8. Is 'greeeeaaaat'

9. Enjoys college trippin' with Kerri H.

10. Loves Mean Girls.

11. Met her twin in college (erin).

12. Will wear cowboy boots on command.

13. Doesn't take crap from anyone, even if it means hitting them in their private parts.

14. Always down for revenge- smearing dog food on cars.

15. Can do a mean(as in badass) prank call.

16. Loves Jesus so she went to a religious college.

17. Is friends with Sac, Quil, Dani, and Annie.

18. A total ranch girl when no one's looking.

19. Likes to take risks in the stock market.

20. Can eat like a man, but never gain a pound.

21. Has curls.

22. Will convince you that driving to the Oregon border to see a football game and sleeping in the car and driving back home is a good idea.

23. Peg, Annie, and a bottle of tequila can really go a long way.

24. Loves to rock out to girls jams.

25. Comes up with evil ideas and sneaky plans.

26. Got her ass kicked by her little sister.

27. Wants to sacrifice Quil one day with the help of Annie.

28. Can do a freaky, gangely run on cue. 

29. Always down for a new adventure.

30. Does a great S.James impression.

31. Word usage: bro, holla, sista, DC, hoodrat, tit 

32. Doesn't know it yet, but loves Tim Lincecum.

Peg is creature that everyone should meet. She is filled with laughing gas, tickle me elmos, and a whole mess of things; but overall, she is filled with wisdom.

"Whatevers jew do, do not, give her the change."