And now a word from Tina the Xmas tree of Musty Vil

Some call me a dreamer, some call me a poet.
But most people call me a buttery piece of blog stuck to the bottom of a steve madden shoe.

I recall a moment in time where there was a lamp who shared stories with me. Yes this lamp spoke. You may be asking yourself why I was talking to a lamp; but what I ask myself is, why are you reading this if you don't talk to lamps.

There are three things in my lifetime that I fell I need to accomplish until my next life:

1. Massage tree bark on a redwood in Canada, and sing songs of leather and the color green.
2. Become one with nature by flying through the jungles of madagascar.
and...
3. Running across the Giants field at AT&T park and feeling the "spongey" grass while its game time, and giving Tim Lincecum a hug, and potientally getting escorted out of the park by three hot policia men.
oh and their is a fourth.
4. Becoming Kristin Whigs wing girl on Saturday Night Live.

Holla Holla
Root Canals fo life bitches